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是的 各位 摩登設計... Yes, folks, Moderna Designs...
介紹最新的豪華廚房 present the latest in kitchen luxury.
摩登神奇高級全自動方便迷你中心... The Moderna Wonder Major All-Automatic Convenience Center-ette...
將給你所有的時間 去做你真正想做的事 gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do.
紅外線冰烤箱組合... An infrared freezer-oven complex...
能夠在15 5秒之內... that can make you a meal from packet to plate...
把你包裹的肉煮好放到盤子上 in 15 and a half seconds.
莫里森有一個可以在8秒之內煮好 The Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds.
冰凍的牛肉可以在8秒之內煮熟 Block of ice to beef bourguignon in eight seconds.
幸運的家伙 Lucky things.
爸 你知道古希臘戰士們... Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors...
必須學習44種徒手搏斗的方式嗎 had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat?
嗯 至少我們有雙速樹籬切割機 Well, at least we've got a two-speed hedge cutter.
他們訓練26種徒手殺人的方法 They were trying to kill people 26 different ways with their bare hands.
你的就寢時間到了 凱文 九點了 Bedtime for you, Kevin. It's 9:00.
阿加曼農王曾經搏斗... And this King Agamemnon, he once fought...
快去 親愛的 你爸爸說了 Go on, dear. Your father said.
-喔 好吧 -你們都喜歡的人 肯尼蘭格 -Oh, all right. -The man you all love, Kenny Lange.
嗯 那是今天的頭獎 Well, that's today's top prize.
讓我們歡迎今天"你的金錢或你的生命"的客串明星 Let's meet today's star guest on Your Money Or Your Life.
帶他們上來 女孩們 Bring them on, girls.
喔 他們看起來是不是好極了 Oh, don't they look gorgeous?
喔 他們一天比一天可愛 Oh, they get lovelier every day.
關燈 Turn that light off!
關了 It is off.
這上面到底是怎么回事 What the hell is going on up here?
我告訴過你 關燈上床睡覺 I told you to put that light out and get to bed.
-可是...-別再發出噪音 -But... -And no more noise!
整個自動調溫器就這樣停掉 It came off just like that. The whole thermostat.
那是烤箱 散熱器和分割器都壞了 That's the toaster, the spreader and the slicer all gone.
-她的情況很糟糕 -應該買德國的 -She's in a terrible state. -Should've bought German.
-媽 -它會跟她的自動烤肉器相配 -Mom? -It would've matched her rotissomat.
-媽 爸 我能...-今晚你要準時睡覺 -Mom, Dad, can I... -You're going to bed in good time tonight.
-我現在就想去睡覺 -現在 當然不行 -I was thinking of going to bed now. -Now? Certainly not.
-你必須等候食物消化 -我還沒吃任何食物 -You must wait for your food to go down. -I haven't eaten any food.
嗯 你必須吃食物 Well, you must eat your food.
然后再等候食物消化 And then wait for it to go down.
喔 不 不能再這樣 Oh, no! Not the carvery again.
喔 我親愛的貝麗兒 現在 我想知道... Oh, dear me, Beryl. Now, all I want to know...
有哪些電影明星名字是"C"開頭的 is what famous film star begins with "C"?
你聽懂這個問題嗎 我親愛的 Do you understand the question, my darling?
快點 貝麗兒 快點 Come on, Beryl. Come on.
姜柏快掉進蛋奶酥里了 貝麗兒 Jumbo's gonna end up in the souffle, Beryl.
你必須回答 貝麗兒 快點 快點 貝麗兒 You've got to answer it, Beryl. Come on. Come on, Beryl.
-現在消化了 -快點 貝麗兒 快點 -It's gone down now. -Come on, Beryl. Come on.
-什么 -我的晚餐消化了 -What? -My supper. It's gone down.
我感覺到了 現在可以去睡覺嗎 I can feel it. Can I go to bed now?
好吧 你去吧 但別發出噪音 Yeah, all right. Off you go. But no noise.
-什么 -不要發出噪音 -What? -No noise!
好的 All right. Okay.
不 貝麗兒 開普敦不是電影明星 No, Beryl. Capetown is not a film star.
喔 天哪 喔 好吧 那是你的金錢或你的生命 Oh, dear. Oh, well. That's Your Money Or Your Life.
嗯 那要花錢 Well, it takes money.
那算是什么廚房 With a kitchen like that?
我們的廚房很好 不是嗎 Our kitchen's all right, isn't it?
我們的廚房落后好幾光年 Our kitchen is light-years behind.
-我們在哪里 -我不知道 -Where are we? -I don't know.
-嗯 看一下地圖 -地圖上沒有 -Well, look at the map. -It's not on the map.
-他在追我們嗎 -我想我們已經甩掉他了 -Is he coming after us? -I think we gave him the slip.
是他 快跑 It's him! Run for it!
-走哪邊 -這邊 小心點 -Which way? -This way. Careful.
我們能解釋一切 先生 We can explain everything, sir.
沒你想像的那么糟糕 It's not as bad as it looks.
我們借用地圖 We just borrowed the map.
只是覺得好玩... Sort of got rather happy about it, and, uh...
一高興就拿走了 ran off in high spirits.
對 就是這樣 Yeah, we did.
你們是什么人 Who are you?
那不是他 That's not him.
聽起來不像他 對不對 It didn't sound like him, did it?
看起來也不像他 It doesn't even look like him.
-不是他 -我們扁他 -It isn't him. -Let's get him!
斯塔德 拿他的手電筒 照他的臉 Strutter, get his torch. Shine it right in the face.
是他的臉 笨蛋 His face, dummy!
是個小孩 It's a kid!
歐格 費吉特 看看門外 Og, Fidgit, check the door.
沒事 All clear.
斯塔德 燈光 Strutter, the light.
告訴我們要如何離開這里 Just tell us how we get out of here,
保持安靜 你就不會受到傷害 keep quiet and you won't get hurt.
你們為什么不用來的方式那樣離開 Wh-why don't you get out the way you came?
別想跟我裝聰明 你這個小東西 Don't try and be smart with me, you little creep.
是的 Yeah.
如果你想裝聰明 我就把你交給弗明 If you want to play it smart, I'll introduce you to Vermin.
他可是什么都吃的 He eats anything, you know.
我沒有要裝聰明 我只是想幫你們 I'm not trying to be smart. I'm just trying to help.
-你知道 對不對 -我什么都不知道 -You know, don't you? -I don't know anything.
你知道 你是不想告訴我們 You know, and you're not going to tell us.
-我生氣了 弗明也餓了 -我不知道 -I'm getting angry, and Vermin's getting hungry. -I don't know!
-他找到了 -什么 -He's found it! -What?
-出路 -以前沒有那樣做過 -The way out. -It's never done that before.
快點 大家一起推 Come on, you lot, push!
喔 不 不是那樣 Oh, no! Not like that!
等我下命令 好嗎 Wait for me to give the order, all right?
準備好了嗎 一... Ready? One...
停 停 不要喊一就開始 Stop! Stop! You never start on one.
有誰聽過喊一就開始的 Who ever heard of anybody starting anything on one?
-那么是哪個 二還是三 -三 -What is it then, two or three? -Three.
然后推 And push!
-是他 -他找到我們了 -It's him! -He's found us!
來幫我們 拜托 來幫我們 Help us! Please! Help us!
-快啊 -那是誰 -Come on! -Who is that?
把你們偷的東西還給我 Return what you have stolen from me!
把地圖還給我 Return! Return the map!
它會帶給你們無窮的危險 It will bring you great danger!
快停下來 Stop! Now!
-我們在那里 -我陷在里面了 -Where are we? -I'm stuck!
快 谷倉 Quick! The barn!
進去里面 抓住他 斯塔德 Get under here. Hold him, Strutter.
閉嘴 Shut up!
沒事了 華利 All clear. Wally?
在 Yeah.
-斯塔德 -在 -Strutter? -Yeah.
-出去 -好的 -Move it. Go. -Okay.
-費吉特 -在 -Fidgit? -Yeah.
我們在哪里 我的臥室發生什么事了 Where are we? What happened to my bedroom?
剛才那個人是誰 Who was that man?
那不是人 那是最高的生命 That was no man. That was the Supreme Being.
你是說上帝 You mean God?
我們和他不熟 只是為他做事 We don't know him that well. We only work for Him.
閉嘴 我們都在這里嗎 Shut up! Now, are we all here?
-什么 -歐格 你在這里嗎 -What? -Og, are you here?
-在 他在這里 -弗明 -Yeah, he's here. -Vermin?
弗明 你別吃了 Vermin, will you stop eating!
待在這里太危險了 他可能還在追我們 It's too dangerous to stay here. He's probably still after us.
那么我們最好繼續走 嘿 你要去哪里 So we better keep moving. Hey, where are you going?
-嘿 你要去哪里 -抓住他 他會出賣我們 -Hey, where are you going? -Get him! He'll give us away.
救命啊 救命啊 Help! Help!
農民 Farmers!
看你做了什么 孩子 Look what you've done, boy.
對不起 那是什么城市 Sorry. What town is that?
卡斯提格里奧 拿破侖就在那里 Castiglione, or what Napoleon's left of it.
-拿破侖 -是的 現在是他的城市了 -Napoleon? -Yes. It's his city now.
來吧 孩子 跟我們走 Come on, boy. You come with us.
不 謝了 No, thanks.
跟我們走 要是你知道好歹的話 Come with us if you know what's good for you.
你走錯方向了 You're going the wrong way.
拿破侖 Napoleon?
-趴下 -你差點讓我們被抓住了 -Get down! -You nearly got us caught!
你這個愚蠢的傻瓜 你差點就毀了一切 You silly fool. You could've ruined everything.
-你知道我們在哪里嗎 -閉嘴 我當然知道 -Do you know where we are? -Shut up. Of course I do.
1796年 卡斯提格里奧之戰 1796. Battle of Castiglione.
看到嗎 See?
你確定我們不在別人的臥室里 Are you sure we're not in somebody's bedroom?
聽著 你想要成為我們這伙人的老大嗎 Look, do you want to be leader of this gang?
-我們說了不要老大 -對 那么就閉嘴和照我說的做 -We agreed no leader. -Right. So shut up and do as I say.
現在我們必須要進城 Now, we've got to get into the city.
不行 路上太危險了 We can't. The roads are too dangerous.
我有個好主意 我們從河流上面過去 I've got an idea. We can use the river.
來吧 Come on!
我們來這里做什么 What are we going to do here?
搶劫 -A robbery. -Shhh.
-搶劫 -當然 -A robbery? -Of course.
我們是國際罪犯 專門干搶劫的事 We're international criminals. We do robberies.
快閉嘴 Shut up back there.
瞄準 開槍 Aim! Fire!
瞄準 開槍 Take aim! Fire!
就是他 That's him.
你們不會想搶劫他吧 You're not gonna rob him?
沒錯 他最有錢 Yeah. Every single penny he's got.
-但那是拿破侖 -他有錢 -But that's Napoleon. -And he's rich.
指揮官... Monsieur Commander...
我想卡斯提格里奧市長和他的議會... I think that the mayor of Castiglione and his council...
現在甘愿投降 請指示 would like very much to surrender now, please.
看 看那個小家伙 Look at that! Look at the little fellow!
有了這個城市 整個倫巴迪西部區域就是我們的了 With the city, we have the whole area of western Lombardy at our feet.
走開 Oh, go away!
我不該娶你 I never should've married you!
喔 住手 Oh, stop it!
好 好啊 Yes! Yes!
指揮官 他們很想投降 Mon Commander, they are very keen to surrender.
他們已經等了八個小時了 They have been here eight hours.
別站得這么靠近我 尼基 Don't stand so close to me, Neguy!
我以前跟你說過了 I've told you about that before.
你站這邊 他站那邊... You on one side and him on the other...
我就好像置身于該死的井底 It's like being on the bottom of a bloody well!
就因為你們覺得我太矮了 Just because you think I'm small.
不 指揮官 你一點也不矮 No, Commander, you are not small at all.
不管怎么說 5 1英尺并不矮 No, not by any means. Five-foot-one is not small.
對 5 1英尺征服了整個義大利 Yeah, five-foot-one and conqueror of ltaly.
-不錯吧 -非常好 -Not bad, huh? -Very, very good.
-喔 喔 喔 -怎么回事 -Oh! Oh! Oh! -What just happened?
他們...我只是... Where'd they... I just...
好極了 Bravo!
再來 我還要看 More! I want more!
-我...非常感謝 -再來一個 -I... Thank you. Thank you very much. -Encore!
不知道您是否想看其他的節目 I wonder if you would like to see some of our other items.
我們有祖魯和邦尼 We have Zuzu and Benny.
單輪腳踏車表演 Fun on a unicycle.
不喜歡 No?
那么偉大的蘭勃佐呢 How about the Great Rumbozo?
他唱歌和舉重 He sing and lift heavy things.
不喜歡 那么 嗯... No. How about, uh...
走吧 Come on.
我想你會喜歡這個 This I think you'll like.
非常有趣 It's very funny.
三個白癡... The Three ldiots...
來自拉脫維亞 uh, from Latvia.
這是非常有趣的表演 吞刷子 It's a very funny act. They swallow brushes.
不 不 他們都是畸形人 No, no! They're all freaks!
沒有一個是5 6英尺以下的 Not one of them under five-foot-six.
你經營的是什么劇院 What kind of theater are you running, huh?
對不起 長官 可是... I'm sorry, sir, but...
不 不 來一個更有趣的表演 No, no. More of the funny show,
小木偶互相打臉 the little puppets hitting each other.
那才是我喜歡的 小東西互相打臉 That's what I like! Little things hitting each other!
來吧 Come on.
喂 Psst.
-嗯 -演奏像這樣的 -Huh? -Play something like this.
謝謝 Tsk. Hmm.
就像壁紙貼在墻上 Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
就像海岸貼著大海 Like the seashore sticks to the sea
就像你永遠不能擺脫你的影子 Like you never get rid of your shadow
喔 你擺脫不了我 Boy, you didn't get rid of me
我 Me
和我的影子 And my shadow
徘徊在大街上 Strolling down the avenue
大街 大街 大街 Avenue, avenue, avenue
我 Me
和我的影子 And my shadow
-不是靈魂告訴我們的煩惱 -請放開我 -Not a soul to tell our troubles to -Please let go!
我們像膠水一樣黏在一起 We stick together like glue
當十二點的時候 And when it's 12:00
我們爬上樓 We climb the stair
我們從不敲門 We never, never knock
因為沒有人在 Cause nobody's there...
我和我的影子 Me and my shadow
就像膠水一樣 Feeling blue
嗯 你認為如何 Well, what do you think?
精彩的表演 Marvelous show.
年輕人 你和這些人在一起 將來前途無量 Young man, you stick with these boys, you have a great future.
你們知道嗎 你們是自從這整個戰役以來... You know, you are the best thing...
我所見過最好的 to happen to me since this whole campaign.
你們知道 我來征服義大利... You know, I come to conquer ltaly...
因為我以為他們都很矮 你們知道嗎 because I thought they were all small, you know?
我聽說他們真的是小個子 I heard they was really tiny guys.
長官 我真的認為 還有更重要的事情... Sir, I really think there are more important things...
閉嘴 Shut up!
你竟敢干涉我的事情 Don't you dare to tell me my business.
你被免職了 聽到沒有 你 盧西恩 還有其他人 You are dismissed, you hear? You, Lucien, the rest of you.
簡直是我的背中刺 Great streaks of misery.
-可是 長官...-別說了 -But sir... -No!
我將有幾位新的將軍 I'm going to have some new generals for a bit.
亞歷山大大帝... Alexander the Great...
只有五英尺 five feet exactly.
是不是難以置信 Isn't that incredible?
亞歷山大大帝 他的帝國從印度延伸到匈牙利 Alexander the Great, whose empire stretched from lndia to Hungary...
比我矮了一英吋 One inch shorter than me.
奧利佛克倫威爾 Oliver Cromwell...
英國歷史上唯一有膽量的人 the only man with any guts in British history...
長得也不高大 Not a big man at all.
路易斯四世 5 25英尺 Louis IV, 5' 21/2".
查理曼大帝... Charlemagne...
不到五英尺的矮腳虎 a dumpy little five-footer.
又矮又胖的家伙 Squatty little chap.
匈奴王 5 15英尺 Attila the Hun, 5' 11/2".
西哈諾 5 35英尺 Cyrano de Bergerac, 5' 31/2".
帖木兒大帝 4 9英尺... Tamburlaine the Great, four-foot-nine...
又四分之三 and three quarters.
他是不是很有趣 Wasn't he interesting?
斯塔德 醒醒 醒醒 Strutter, wake up. Wake up.
根據這張地圖 外面有個時間洞 看你能否找到 According to this map, there's a time hole outside. See if you can find it.
-好的 -你們其他人 洞在12點就會消失 -Right. -The rest of you, the hole disappears at 12:00, right?
所以我們快行動 So let's get moving.
弗明 費吉特 掛毯 Vermin, Fidgit, the tapestry.
嘿 這是十六世紀的 很好 不是嗎 Hey, that's 16th century! It's nice, isn't it?
快拿 Get it!
好的 Okay.
我們發財了 我們發財了 We're rich! We're rich!
立正 Ten-hut!
-快走 我們只剩下30秒 -你找到時間洞了嗎 -Come on. We've got 30 seconds left. -You found the time hole?
-是的 -我們走 -Yes. -Let's go.
快走 凱文 Come on, Kevin.
立正 Ten-hut!
向后轉 About turn!
-站住 -快跑 -Stop! -Go!
小偷 抓他們 Thieves! After them!
快追他們 Follow them!
喔 文森爵士 你來找我了 Oh, Sir Vincent, you came for me!
喔 親愛的潘西小姐 我騎得不能再快了 Oh, Good Mistress Pansy, I could not have ridden faster.
今天從諾丁漢開始 我已經累垮了四匹馬 Four horses have I exhausted this day from Nottingham.
喔 你那樣跳進我的房間 多么充滿了...男子氣慨 Oh, the way you leapt to my chamber, so full of... manliness.
我幾乎無法抑制我的雙腿 I could scarce restrain the rushing of my feet.
這十二年來就像鏈子鎖住了我 These 12 long years have been like chains that bound me.
喔 那個私人問題呢 Oh. And the personal problem?
-好多了 -喔 -Much, much better. -Ohhh.
現在我們可以去多佛 然后在那里搭船去法國 And now we will ride full tilt to Dover, and there embark for France.
喔 你不需要穿特殊的... Oh, you don't have to wear the special...
不 我不需要再穿特殊的... No, no, I don't have to wear the special... anymore.
喔 潘西 現在再也不用擔心了 潘西 Oh, Pansy. No more worries now, Pansy.
-喔 -喔 -Oh. -Oh.
不 不 No. No.
嘿 Hey!
-快點 快點 -我們做到了 -Quick! Quick! -We did it!
-你的問題 文森 -別管問題了 快把錢給我 -Your problem, Vincent. -Forget the problem. Get me the money.
我們做到了 我們做到了 We did it! We did it!
我跟你們說過 你們跟著我 就不會有問題的 I told you. You stick with me, and you won't go far wrong.
有時我幾乎相信你 蘭德爾 Sometimes I almost believe you, Randall.
-嘿 我們在哪里 -我們在哪里 -Hey, where are we? -Where are we?
什么 很明顯 我們是在 嗯... Why, it's obvious. We're, um...
文森 不要擔心那些東西 Vincent, don't worry about a thing.
我沒有擔心 I'm not worrying.
-是在...-在中世紀 -Exactly... -In the Middle Ages.
嗯...在中世紀 Hmm... in the Middle Ages.
在我們剛搶劫的那個人出世的 五百年前 Five-hundred years before the man we just robbed was even born.
-好極了 -到法院去試試看吧 -Fantastic! -Try that one in a court of law.
弗明 那個不是用來吃的 Vermin, that is not meant to be eaten.
你要吃了才會知道 You never know until you've eaten it.
你們在搶劫之后經常像這樣嗎 Is it always like this when you've done a raid?
我不知道 我們以前從沒做過 I don't know. We've never done one before.
但我還以為你們是國際罪犯 But I thought you were international criminals.
以后就是了 以后就是了 Going to be. Going to be.
是的 我們以后就是了 不是嗎 Yeah, going to be. Aren't we? Going to be?
尤其是現在我們有你了 凱文 Especially now that we've got you, Kevin.
等等 他只是個孩子 他不是我們的人 Hang on. He's just a kid. He's not one of us.
他知道很多東西 He knows an awful lot.
對 而且他比我們任何人高大 Yeah, and he's bigger than any of us.
-你真的想加入我們嗎 -我們真的能去任何地方嗎 -Do you really want to join us? -Can we really go anywhere?
你盡管說吧 只要地圖上有 You name it. If it's down here.
我不明白 那張地圖為何這么特別 I don't understand. What's so special about that map?
這張地圖以前是屬于上帝的 This map used to belong to the Supreme Being.
-你偷的 -不 嗯 差不多吧 -You stole it? -No. Well, sort of.
他以前是我們的老板 他做所有的大事 He used to be our employer. He made all the big stuff,
像是善良與邪惡 男人與女人 白天與黑夜 Iike good and evil, men and women, night and day.
當他創造樹木和灌木的時候 我們幫忙做所有這些 And when He did trees and shrubs, we helped make all this.
哇 那樣不錯 Whew, that's not bad.
對 然而我們有沒有得到一丁點報酬 Yeah, and did we get a thimble full of credit for it?
沒有 我們得到的只是被解雇 No, all we got was the sack,
只因為創造了粉紅邦加度 just for creating the Pink Bunkadoo.
-粉紅邦加度 -對 那是很漂亮的樹 -Pink Bunkadoo? -Yeah. Beautiful tree that was.
歐格設計的 不是嗎 是的 Og designed it, didn't you? Yeah.
六百英尺高 鮮紅色的 聞起來很可怕 Six-hundred feet high, bright red and smelled terrible.
作為一種懲戒的手段 我們被貶職調派到修補部門 As a disciplinary measure, we were sent down to the repairs department.
什么 What?
你明白嗎 坦白說 宇宙的構造一點也不完美 You see, to be quite frank, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect.
那是有點糟糕的成品 我們只有七天的時間去做 It was a bit of a botched job. We only had seven days to make it.
那就是這個的由來 所有的破洞都在這張地圖上 And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes.
嗯 為什么要修補它們 Well, why repair them?
為什么不利用它們來得到臭錢呢 Why not use them to get stinkin' rich?
對 臭錢 Yeah, stinkin' rich!
伙伴們 為臭錢干杯 Lads, here's to stinkin' rich!
臭錢 臭錢 Stinkin' rich. Stinkin' rich.
-還有為凱文干杯 -對 凱文 -And to Kevin! -Yeah, Kevin!
-為凱文干杯 -臭凱文 -Here's to Kevin! -Stinkin' Kevin!
嘿 不要動 Hey, hold it there.
笑 Smile.
-嘿 地圖 -對 地圖 不要忘記地圖 -Hey, the map. -Yeah, the map. Don't forget the map.
嘿 快點 笑一個 Hey, come on! Smile!
救命 強盜 Help! Robbers!
-嘿 那是我們 -有人有麻煩了 快點 -Hey, that's us! -Someone's in trouble. Come on!
拿著戰利品 Grab the loot.
有點緊 It's a bit tight.
-那些是和我們一樣的人 -對 -Now, those are our sort of people. -Yeah!
文森 喔 喔 親愛的 Vincent! Oh! Oh, dear!
-救命 -來吧 -Help! -Come on.
喔 文森 有人來了 Oh, Vincent, someone's coming.
救命 救命呀 Help! Help I say!
喔 終于 喔 我說 Oh, at last. Oh, I say!
我說 我未婚夫和我 都會感激你們的援助 I say, my fiance and I would appreciate a bit of assistance.
-喔 不 那個問題 潘西 -喔 喔 -Oh, no! The problem, Pansy! -Oh! Oh!
-又開始了 喔 喔 -喔 不要擔心 親愛的 -It's started again! Oh! Oh! -Oh, don't worry, darling.
-我說 -我必須吃水果 -I say! -I must have fruit!
-我們在哪里 -他們不見了 -Where are we? -We've lost them.
別這樣 不要那么沮喪 Come on. Don't be so wet.
嘿 Hey!
我們現在該怎么辦 蘭德爾 What do we do now, Randall?
讓我來處理 華利 我們只要好好應付他們 Just leave this to me, Wally. We've just got to treat them right.
你們想干嘛 你們這些丑陋的老家伙 What do you want, you tatty-faced old scumbag?
-你們是干什么的 -我們是強盜 -What's your business, gob face? -We're robbers!
-邪惡的強盜 -最壞的 -Villainous robbers? -The worst.
-不擇手段 -當然 -Stop at nothing? -Nothing at all.
-從乞丐手上搶過東西嗎 -小意思 -Steal a cup outta a beggar's hands? -Rather.
-搶過老婦女的牙齒 -當然 -The teeth from blind old ladies? -Of course.
-搶過小孩的玩具 -隨時隨地 -Toys from children? -Whenever we can.
好吧 放他們下來 Right. Let 'em down!
他們到最后都會相信的 They always crack in the end.
哇 Wow.
聽著 我有一個關于... Listen, I've got a few ideas for, uh, a linkup...
你我兩幫合作的主意 between your gang and our gang,
不過我只想和老大談 but I only want to talk to the boss.
老大 The boss?
-老大 -沒錯 -The boss? -That's right.
他們是認真的 They serious?
喔 Ohhh.
好了 快點 All right! Do it!
還有人要來嗎 Anyone else wanna go?
來呀 你們這些膽小鬼 Come on, you weasels.
這是什么 What's this?
你們迷路了 小妖精 Lose yourself, leprechaun.
快點走 小伙子 Move yourself, lad.
-真是惡心 -在這里等 我去叫他 -That's disgusting! -Wait here! I'll get him!
你們好 我是漢 Hello. I-I'm Hood.
-那是羅賓漢 -是的 -It's Robin Hood. -Yeah.
說早安呀 你們這些人渣 Say good morning, you scum.
早安 人渣 Good morning, scum.
-早安 你們都是強盜 -最好的 漢先生 -Good morning. You're all robbers, then? -The best, Mr. Hood.
非常好 你是強盜 是嗎 Jolly good. And you're a robber, are you?
很好 Jolly good.
你喜歡做強盜嗎 And do you enjoy robbing, then?
嗯 那樣有助于付租金 先生 Well, it helps pay the rent, sir.
很好 Jolly good.
你也是強盜 你做了多久的強盜 And you're a robber too? How long have you been a robber?
-四尺一 -老天 -Four-foot-one. -Good Lord!
-很好 四尺一 -是的 -Jolly good. Four-foot-one? -Yes.
嗯 那...那...那... Well, th-th-th-
那是很長的時間 不是嗎 that is a long time, isn't it?
我聽說你們有非常好的收獲 Well now, I hear you've made a pretty good haul.
你自己看吧 先生 Well, see for yourself, sir.
天啊 Gosh! I say!
哎呀 我是說 我做強盜這么多年 Crikey! I mean, I've been in robbing for years,
但我從沒看過像這樣的東西 but I've never seen anything like this.
天哪 這些都是你們自己弄到的 Crumbs! And you acquired all of this by yourselves?
真是很好的一天 漢先生 Well, it was a good day, Mr. Hood.
-很好的一天 -很好 不是嗎 -Jolly good day! -It's nice, isn't it?
當然 我是說 我能說什么 謝謝你們 Rather! Well, I mean, what can I say? Thank you.
謝謝你們大家 非常感謝 Thank you all very, very much indeed.
喔 不客氣...什么 Oh, don't ment... What?
我是說 你們真是太好了 Well, I mean, it's frightfully kind of you.
窮人們會高興得發抖的 The poor are going to be absolutely thrilled.
-你見過他們嗎 -誰 那些窮人 -Have you met them? -Who? The poor?
喔 你一定要見他們 我知道你們會喜歡他們的 Oh, you must meet them. I just know you'll like them.
當然 他們是身無分文的 Of course, they haven't got two pennies to rub together.
但那是因為他們窮 But that's because they're poor.
嗯 馬力恩 你可以把那些窮人叫過來嗎 Uh, Marion, would you be so kind as to ask the poor to come in, please?
-沒問題 -多謝 -No problem. -Thank you so much.
-你們都過來 -讓我們看看我們有些什么 -Right. Come on, you lot. -Let's just see what we've got.
這會對我們的工作很有幫助 This is going to be so much help in our work.
不 你不明白 這些東西都是我們的 是我們偷的 No, you don't understand. All this stuff is ours. We stole it.
喔 是的 我知道 Oh, yes, I know,
相信那些窮人不只會高興得發抖 and believe you me the poor are going to be not just thrilled,
而且也會相當地消除貧窮 不是嗎 雷格列夫 but also considerably less poor, aren't they, Redgrave?
你明白嗎 他說什么 You see? What did he say?
-他說"是的 圣誕就要來了" -啊 非常好 -He said, "Yeah, what with Christmas coming up and all." -Ah, jolly good.
給你 恭喜 做得好 Yes, well, there we are. Congratulations. Well done.
給你 做得好 恭喜 There we are. Well done. Congratulations.
需要這樣嗎 Is that... Is that absolutely necessary?
他說什么 What did he say?
-他說"是的 恐怕要如此" -啊 很好 -He says, yeah, he's afraid it is. -Ah, fine. Fine.
給你 夫人 恭喜 There we are, madam. Congratulations.
-恭喜 做得好 -謝謝 -Congratulations. Jolly good. -Thank you.
你們有誰愿意留下來為我們工作 Incidentally, would any of you like to stay on and help us with our work?
還是可以分到一些財富的 There's still so much wealth to redistribute.
哦 我愿意留下來 Oh, I'd like to stay.
很好 你叫什么名字 Jolly good. What's your name?
-嗯 凱...-凱...多好的名字呀 -Uh, Ke... -Ke... What a jolly nice name.
-放開我 -嗯 沒關系 -Let me go. -Well, never mind.
再見 多謝你們 Cheerio. Thank you very much.
非常感謝 Thank you very much.
非常 非常感謝 Thank you very, very, very, very much.
糟糕的人 Awful people.
-不能耽擱 -我再也見不到羅賓漢了 -This can't wait! -I'll never get a chance to meet Robin Hood again.
-有任何營救的機會嗎 -別再抱怨了 -Any chance of a rescue? -Stop moaning!
要是你問我 毫無疑問 他顯然是一個危險的人 He's obviously a dangerous man. Unbalanced, if you ask me.
送出不屬于他的東西 Giving away what isn't even his!
羅賓漢就是這樣的 連我都知道 That's what Robin Hood always did. Even I know that.
喔 當然 你什么都知道 Oh, of course. You know it all.
他是我崇拜的英雄之一 He was one of my heroes.
英雄 英雄 他們知道工作是什么嗎 Heroes! Heroes! What do they know about a day's work?
-不要理他 蘭德爾 -這讓我很不舒服 -Leave him alone, Randall! -Well, it makes me sick.
老是對的人讓我很不舒服 Anyone who's always right makes me sick.
-這就是為何你自己一個人過活 -小心 -That's why you get on with yourself! -Watch it!
-大嘴巴 -馬肉不會讓我們這樣做 -Big mouth! -Horseflesh wouldn't have got us into this.
-馬肉已經死了 -把地圖給我 我來接管 -Horseflesh is dead. -Then give me the map. I'm taking over!
放開我 放... Get off me! Get...
那么...這些人... So... these are the sort of people...
上帝容許他們偷他的地圖 the Supreme Being allows to steal His map?
看他們 這些小矮人 Look at them. Stunted little proles.
我不會委托他們擦他們自己的鼻子 I wouldn't entrust them to wipe their own noses.
喔 不 先生 那對他們來說太困難了 Oh, no, sir. It's much too difficult for them.
上帝怎么創造了一些 這樣的烏合之眾 What sort of supreme being created such riffraff?
那真是太不勝任了 Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?
但是他創造了你 惡魔 But He created you, Evil One.
你說什么 What did you say?
嗯 他創造了你 所以他不是完全... Well, He created you, so He can't be totally...
不要再這樣對我說話 Never talk to me like that again!
沒有人創造我 我是惡魔 No one created me! I am Evil!
邪惡比善良還要早很久存在 Evil existed long before good.
我創造了我自己 我不是別人創造的 I made myself. I cannot be unmade.
我是最強大的 I am all-powerful!
是的 Yeah.
但是為什么 要是那樣的話 But why, if that's the case,
你怎么逃不出這個堡壘呢 are you unable to escape from this fortress?
這是個好問題 That's a good question.
我為什么讓上帝把我困在這里... Why have I let the Supreme Being keep me here...
在這個終極黑暗的堡壘里 in the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
-因為你...-喔 閉嘴 我正要說 -Because you... -Oh, shut up. I'm speaking rhetorically.
-當然 -我讓他把我困在這里... -Of course. -I let Him keep me here...
是為了讓他產生一種虛假的安全感 in order to lull Him into a false sense of security.
啊 聰明 聰明 Ah, clever, clever.
當我有了地圖 我就會自由了... When I have the map, I will be free...
因為我有理解 世界將會不一樣 and the world will be different because I have understanding.
-嗯 理解什么 主人 -數字表 -Uh, understanding of what, master? -Of digital watches.
很快我將會了解錄影帶和汽車電話 Soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones.
當我了解了它們 我將會了解電腦 And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers.
當我了解了電腦 我就是上帝了 And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being.
上帝對技術是不感興趣的 God isn't interested in technology.
他對微晶片和矽革命的潛力 He knows nothing of the potential of the micro-chip
一點都不了解 or the silicon revolution.
看他怎么浪費他的時間 四十三個鸚鵡的種類 Look how He spends His time. Forty-three species of parrots!
-男人的乳頭 -蛞蝓 -Nipples for men! -Slugs.
蛞蝓 他創造了蛞蝓 Slugs! He created slugs.
它們不能聽 它們不能說 它們不能操作機器 They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery.
我們不是被一個瘋子所掌控嗎 Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?
主人 看 Sir... Look!
要是我創造一個世界的話 If I were creating a world,
我就不會把蝴蝶和水仙花搞混 I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils.
我會用雷射光開始 第一天早上八點 I would have started with lasers, 8:00 day one.
抱歉 Sorry.
我只是等不及一個新技術的黎明 I just can't wait for a new tech... techno... technological dawn.
主人 看 Sir... Look!
怎么了 班森 What is it, Benson?
地圖 主人 地圖 他們帶了地圖 The map, sir. The map! They've brought it with them!
-什么 -主人 我剛才看到地圖了 -What? -I saw the map, master, just now.
-你肯定嗎 -我肯定 主人 -Are you sure? -I'm sure, master.
在那里 那個小人拿著 Down there! The little one has it.
小人 The little one?
這是我們的機會 這是我們等待的機會 This is our chance. This is what we've been waiting for!
-它可以讓我們得到自由 -閉嘴 -It will set us free. -Shut up!
要是你錯了 班森 我的報復將會是很緩慢和痛苦的 If you're wrong, Benson, my revenge will be slow and unpleasant.
我會把你從里到外 折磨一段非常長的時間 I will turn you inside out over a very long period of time.
喔 謝謝你 主人 謝謝你 Oh, thank you, master. Thank you.
現在我們必須引他們上鉤 要是他們上鉤了... Now we must bait the hook, see if they bite...
就把他們拉進來 and pull them in.
準備心靈控制 Stand by for mind control.
巴比倫怎樣 What about Babylon?
-誰 -是充滿財富的城市 -Who? -It's a city of legendary wealth.
啊 Ahh.
我有一個好主意 I've got a better idea.
誰說的 Who said that?
我腦海里有一個好主意 I've got an idea forming in my head.
你幾千年都沒有一個主意了 You haven't had an idea for thousands of years.
有一個地方 那里我們可以找到 男人最想要的東西 There is a place where we could find the greatest thing man could want,
是每個人夢寐以求的目標 the goal of everybody's hopes and dreams.
你到底在說什么 What the hell are you talking about?
世界上最神奇的寶物 The most fabulous object in the world.
-聽起來像個好主意 -對 -That sounds like a good idea. -Yeah.
他們上鉤了 這些貪婪的小魚 They're hooked, the greedy little fish.
-你們為什么老是要追逐金錢 -這是誰 -Why do you always have to go after money? -Who's this?
我不知道 主人 我以前沒有見過他 I don't know, master. I haven't seen him before.
他比其他人都更為堅強 他是誰 He's stronger than the rest. Who is he?
-我不知道 -他們不見了 -I don't know. -I'm losing them.
那里發生事情了 他們不見了 Something's going on down there. We've lost them!
蘭德爾 看那邊 Randall, look, over there!
-我們最好快走 -不要催促我 -We'd better move! -Don't rush me.
森林著火了 The forest! It's on fire!
下雨了 傻瓜 It's raining, pudding head!
-喔 不 -那是什么 -Oh, no! -What is it?
-是他 -是他 -It's Him! -It's Him!
把地圖還給我 Return the map.
-跑向一個洞 -在哪里 -Make for the hole! -Where is it?
在那邊 快點 走吧 It's over there. Quick! Come on!
-不要跑 還給我 -快點 -Stop! Return! -Hurry up!
把你們偷的東西還給我 Return what you have stolen from me.
把地圖還給我 Return the map!
這里有兩個洞 蘭德爾 哪一個 哪一個 There are two holes, Randall. Which one? Which one?
快走 凱文 走就是了 Go, Kevin! Just get away!
走 不是那一個 Go! Not that one!
你從哪里來的 Where did you come from? Huh?
我也不是很清楚 I'm not quite sure.
誰派你來的 神嗎 Who sent you? The gods?
是宙斯嗎 阿波羅 Was it Zeus? Apollo?
雅典娜 Athena?
你確實是一個愛說話的小家伙 不是嗎 Well, you're certainly a chatty little fellow, aren't you?
我不敢相信 I don't believe it!
你不相信什么 You don't believe what?
我不相信你殺死他的方法 I don't believe the way you killed him.
是的 但有時候是必須做的 Yes. But it has to be done sometimes.
不 我是說這么準的投射 No. I mean it was such a good shot.
我打賭你曾經殺過許多人 I bet you've killed lots of people.
神一定給了你一個名字 Well, the gods must have given you a name.
喔 我叫凱文 Oh, yeah. Kevin.
凱文 Kevin?
嗯 凱文 給你 這是你的了 Well, Kevin, here, it's yours.
-什么 -你不想要嗎 -What? -You don't want it?
喔 好的 你是說我能真的擁有它 Oh, yes, please. You mean I can really have it?
只要你幫我把它拿回城里去 Well, on condition that you carry it back to the city for me.
喔 好極了 但我真的不行 Oh, great. But no, I can't really.
我必須等我的朋友 I must wait. You see, I'm with friends.
要是我見不到他們 我可能永遠都回不去了 You see, if I lose them, I may never be able to get back.
回去 回去哪里 Get back? To where?
我也不是很清楚 I'm not really sure.
給你 你最好拿著 你會需要的 這是水 Here, you better take this. You'll need it. It's water.
要是你的朋友來了 這個也足夠他們用了 There's enough there for your friends, too, if they ever turn up.
喔 還有 謝謝你 Oh, and by the way, thank you.
不 我想跟你一起去 真的 No. Please. I'd like to come, really.
不 不 我想跟你一起去 No, no, please. I'd like to come.
好一點嗎 不 Better? No.
你救了我的命 記得嗎 You saved my life. Remember?
人民的敵人已經死了 The enemy of the people is dead!
向阿加曼農王歡呼 Hail King Agamemnon!
這里有個人被切成了兩半 There's a man being cut in half here.
這肯定是個很精彩的戰斗 It must have been a brilliant battle. Choo! Choo!
這三個都是今天要執行死刑的 All three are to receive summary executions today.
要是王后想要見我 我整個下午都會在法庭 If the queen wishes to see me, I'll be in the courts all afternoon.
提醒王后 我還統治這個城市 Remind the queen that I still rule this city.
我真希望我在特洛伊戰場上 I wish I'd been in the Trojan Wars.
你可以教我擊劍嗎 Will you teach me how to sword fight?
過來 我會教你更有用的東西 Come here. I'll teach you something much more useful.
-在哪里 -這里 -Where is it? -There.
這個 That one.
國王是不應該做這種事的 Kings aren't supposed to do things like that.
你知道 我從未想要回去 You know, I never, ever want to go back.
你不想再見到你的朋友嗎 Don't you want to see all your friends again?
不想 謝謝 No, thanks.
不想回去自己的家 和你的父母在一起 To be in your own home, to be with your own father and mother?
不想 No.
非常好 Very well, then.
-我可以留下來嗎 -我們明天會決定 -I can stay? -We'll decide that tomorrow.
我宣布 這個男孩 將和我們一起留在這個城市 I have decreed that this boy shall remain here with us in our city.
還有 他從今天起將成為我的兒子... Furthermore, he shall from this day forward be my own son...
并且繼承我邁錫尼的王位 and heir to the throne of Mycenae.
宴會開始 Let the banquet begin.
現在 各位先生女士 And now, ladies and gentlemen,
一種現代魔術的奇跡 將展現在你們面前 a mastery miracle of modern magic before your very eyes.
阿布拉凱迪 阿布拉凱度 Abracadee, abracadoo!
你做得好極了 You're doing a great job.
如果我們能借用這個一下 陛下 If we can borrow this for a moment, sir.
當我的助手們經過你們時 請慷慨地賜予 Please give generously as my assistants pass amongst you.
非常感謝 謝謝 Thank you very much. Thank you.
快點 快點 Come on. Come on.
我們需要個志愿者 年輕人 你會做得很好 Now all we need is a volunteer. Yes, young man, you'll do fine.
不 拜托 No! Please!
不要 放開我 No! Leave me!
快點 快點 Come on! Come on!
-不行 -可以用嗎 王冠 -No way! -May I? The crown?
不要 救我 Don't! Help me!
凱文 我們離開這里 Kevin, let's get out of here!
不要 拜托 不要 No! Please, no!
謝謝 Thank you.
-不要 拜托 -看這個 -No! Please! -Watch this!
我們是一個偉大的團隊 不是嗎 We make a great team, don't we?
現在 Now!
-終于一個人了 -這不是很壯觀嗎 -Alone, at last. -Isn't it glorious?
是的 我喜歡大海 Yes. I love the ocean.
天哪 我...我多么喜歡它 God, how I, how I love her.
-它是如此...-潮濕 -She's so, so damn... -Wet?
潮濕 是的 是的 Wet. Yes. Yes.
非常...非常潮濕 So damn... damn... wet.
潘西 潘西 看著我 Pansy. Pansy, look at me.
-什么事 文森 -你愛我嗎 -Yes, Vincent? -Do you love me?
當然 我愛你 Of course, I love you.
你不介意我鼻子末端的東西 You don't mind the, the thing on the end of my nose?
喔 你是說你的...不 親愛的 Oh, you mean your... No, darling.
是的 我的... Yes, my...
別傻了 Don't be silly.
你能夠和一個 Could you share a house
鼻子末端有東西的男人一起生活嗎 with a chap who has a thing like this on the end of his nose?
當然 親愛的 每個人都有一些奇特的地方 Of course, my love. Everyone has something odd about them.
-哎呀 我有一個巨大的...-潘西 -Why, I've got an enormous... -Pansy!
潘西 我很高興你能這樣認為 Pansy, I'm so glad you feel the way you do.
因為現在 我可以問我一直想問的事情了 Because now I can ask you what I've always wanted to ask you.
喔 問吧 Oh, ask me.
問吧 Ask me!
潘西 你愿意... Pansy, will you...
你愿意... Will you...
我們到底在哪里 Where the hell are we?
有人打我 喔 Someone hit me! Oh!
潘西 潘西 Pansy! Pansy!
給我 Give me that!
你們毀了一切 潘西 潘西 我可以解釋 You've ruined everything! Pansy! Pansy, I can explain!
只是我鼻子上的東西和假發 其他部位都是很好的 It's only the thing on my nose and the hairpiece! Everything else is fine!
費吉特 你不應該吃那個 Fidgit, you're not supposed to eat that.
-你應該喝掉它 -我喜歡那個 那東西好極了 -You're supposed to drink it. -I like that. It's very nice.
喔 Oh.
請再來六盤魚子醬 Six more plates of caviar, please.
還要什么嗎 Anyone else want any?
不 我不要了 謝謝 我要繼續吃鵪鶉的眼珠子 No, none for me, thank you. I'll stick with the quail's eyeballs.
魚子醬讓我想吐 你知道的 The caviar makes me throw up, you know.
-服務生 -對不起 蘭德爾 對不起 -Waiter. -Sorry, Randall. Sorry.
高興點 凱文 并不是只有國王們才有錢 Cheer up, Kevin. Kings aren't the only ones with money, you know.
錢對他并不重要 The money wasn't important to him.
他不用花錢去買東西 是嗎 He didn't have anything to spend it on, did he?
在希臘尤其如此 那里是歐洲生活水準最低的地方 Stuck out in Greece... Lowest standard of living in Europe.
你真讓我覺得惡心 You make me sick!
什么 事情越來越好了 What? Things are looking better all the time.
-我有事要跟你說 -走開 -I've got something to say to you. -Go away!
是關于地圖的事 It's about the map.
地圖 我不明白你 蘭德爾 The map? I don't understand you, Randall.
你有某些特點真的很好 You've got something really brilliant like that,
而你只是浪費它 and you're just wasting it.
我不會稱之為浪費 I wouldn't call this exactly... wasting it.
你為什么不能就把我留在 我很快樂的地方 Why couldn't you leave me where I was happy?
因為當你聽到我的計劃時 Because when you hear what I've got planned,
你一定會更加快樂 you're gonna be a lot happier.
昨晚我詳細地看了那張地圖 你知道我發現什么嗎 I was havin' a close look at the map last night. Do you know what I found?
歐格說得沒錯 世界上最神奇的寶物 Og was right. The most fabulous object in the world.
它確實存在 It does exist.
看 Look.
-傳奇時空...-傳奇時空 沒有這樣的東西 -The time of legends... -The time of legends! There's no such thing.
但確實有 你必須相信這點 But there is. You just gotta believe in it.
否則 馬肉就不會把它畫在地圖上 Otherwise, Horseflesh wouldn't have put it on the map.
"在傳奇時空的中間 是終極黑暗的堡壘" "In the middle of the time of legends is a fortress of ultimate darkness,
"在終極黑暗的堡壘里面" and inside the fortress of ultimate darkness,
"就是世界上最神奇的寶物" the most fabulous object in the world."
放棄吧 蘭德爾 Give it up, Randall.
聽著 Look.
你和我...我們有很多共同點 You and me... we got a lot in common.
不像歐格那個家伙 Not like that Og.
我們喜歡風險 We like a risk.
我們喜歡冒險 We like adventure.
這就是了 Well, this is it.
這是最大的冒險 This is the big one.
這里沒有虛矯的時間洞 No namby-pamby time holes here.
我們必須冒險 我們會贏得一切 We risk all. We win everything.
服務生 再來一瓶香檳 Waiter, more champagne.
好的 先生 Yes, sir.
還要很多冰塊 And plenty of ice.
哈啰 Hello!
我要回家 我受不了了 I want to go home! I can't stand it!
你會要了我們所有人的命 蘭德爾 You'll get us all killed, Randall!
別再抱怨了 費吉特 Stop whimpering, Fidgit!
我怎么知道我們會撞上冰山 How could I know we were gonna run slap-bang into an iceberg?
船票上面可沒說 "在撞上冰山前離開" It didn't say "Get off before the iceberg" on the ticket.
現在...現在正是時候... Now... Now is the time...
開始...開始尋找那個最神奇的寶物 to star... to start our quest for the... for the most fabulous object,
蘭德爾 Randall.
-歐格說得沒錯 我有地圖 -不行 -Og's right! I've got the map. -No!
-大家出發 -什么 -Let's go! -What?
蘭德爾 我們正在大西洋中 Randall, we are in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean!
我們在哪里沒關系 你們只要相信它 It doesn't matter where we are. You just gotta believe in it!
你瘋了 You're crazy!
-我們必須試試 -不 不要 -We must try! -No, don't!
-放棄木板 -不 -Abandon plank! -No!
我不會游泳 我不會游泳 I can't swim! I can't swim!
救命 救命 Help! Help!
-別擔心 費吉特 我來了 -救命 -Don't worry, Fidgit! I'm coming! -Help!
救命 Help!
-我們抓住他們了 -喔 做得好 做得好 主人 -Now we have them! -Oh, well done. Well done, master.
我突然有種很好的感覺 Suddenly, I feel... very, very good.
-對不起 主人 -算了 算了 -I'm sorry, master. -It'll pass. It'll pass.
-我該帶他們進來嗎 主人 -好的 班森 -Shall I bring them in, master? -Yes, Benson.
把他們帶進傳奇時空 Bring them into the time of legends.
嘿 嘿 我會游泳了 Hey! Hey, I can swim!
看 Look.
快看 Look!
早安 親愛的 Morning, dear.
哦 Ooh!
-救命 -那是誰 -Help! -Who's that?
-什么 親愛的 -我還以為聽到聲音 -What, dear? -Thought I heard a noise.
沒有 是你的神經過敏 親愛的 No. It's your nerves, dear.
給你 親愛的 Here we are, darling.
來吧 Come on.
還有治腿的藥膏 And the ointment for the leg.
我年輕時長得太快了 I grew too fast when I was young.
-那是個問題 -你做得有點過火 親愛的 -That was the problem. -You've been overdoing it a bit, dear.
你想嘗試野蠻和可怕 當你... You try being beastly and terrifying when you...
因為你的背痛 你一個晚上只能睡一個小時 you can only get one hour's sleep a night because your back hurts,
你不敢咳嗽以免拉傷肌肉 and you daren't cough in case you pull a muscle.
但你很可怕呀 親愛的 But you are horrible, dear.
你只是隨便說說 You're just sayin' that.
還有漱口藥 And gargle.
來吧 你是個好家伙 Come on, now. There's a good fellow.
-那是什么 -我不知道 -What's that? -I don't know.
等等我啊 Wait for me!
看看這些該死的斑點 Look at these bloody spots.
那是食物 That's diet, that is.
-你會讓它們長得太大 親愛的 -看看這些該死的魚 -You'll outgrow them, dear. -Look at all this bloody fish!
以前有段時間你肯定能... There used to be a time when you could be sure...
網到舊長靴 罐頭 of catchin' old boots, cans,
帽架 盒子 hatracks, boxes.
現在就一直都是那些該死的蝦子 Now it's prawns all the bloody time!
反污染 老伴 Anti-pollution! Wife!
你想要什么 親愛的 你想要腳底粉嗎 What d'you want, dear? Do you want the foot powder?
不 過來幫我一下 No! Come out here and help me!
-快點 -天哪 -Quick! -Dear.
-里面是什么 -我不知道 但不是蝦子 -What's in there? -I don't know, but it's not prawns.
來 Here.
來 親愛的 把那個交給我 拜托 Here, dear. Leave that to me, please.
好吧 Yeah.
他們可不可愛 我們可以把他們當成早餐 Aren't they lovely? We can have them for breakfast.
啊 你是說吃他們的靴子 Ah, you mean eat their boots?
不是的 親愛的 我是說把他們全部吃掉 No, dear. I mean, eat all of them.
每個細小的部分 Every little bit.
也就是說要用大鍋子和大叉子 That means the big pot and the large skewers.
我該怎么做 親愛的 What shall I do, dear?
嚇唬他們 Terrify them.
喔 但我的背痛怎么辦 Oh, but what about me back?
你不需要跳來跳去 Well, you don't have to jump around.
只要可怕地喊叫... Just shout horribly...
并且不懷好意地看著他們 and leer at them.
你知道 你以前常用的方式 You know, the way you used to.
沒錯 Right.
喔 我太高興了 我又有得忙了 Oh, I'm so happy 'cause I'm bus-bus-bus-busy.
沒錯 Right.
走開 Go away!
我們看看 這里有些什么 Let's see. What have we here?
一些美味的小吃嗎 Some tasty little morsels, eh?
救命 放開我 Help! Get off!
嘿 放我下來 放我下來 Hey! Put me down! Put me down!
放我下來 Put me down!
太好了 又可以做干酪了 Yes, it's wonderful to be making a fondue again
安靜點 Be quiet!
你的背受傷了 D-D-Does your back hurt?
-嗯 -我知道怎么治嚴重的背傷 -Huh? -I know a cure for bad backs.
嚴重的背傷 我 食人魔 Bad back? Me? An ogre?
-你需要做拉伸 -拉伸 -W-What you need i-is stretching. -Stretching?
把干酪放在南風中溶化 To be melting the cheese in the southerly breeze
把肉叉磨得鋒利 To be sharpening the skewer again
舉起 Heave!
舒服多了 That's better!
舒服多了 太舒服了 That's better! That's wonderful!
再舉 Heave again!
他們都在鍋里嗎 親愛的 Are they in the pot, dear?
是的 就快好了 Yeah. Just about.
為了運氣 再舉一次 And one more for luck. Heave!
二 三 左 右 左 右 Two, three, left, right, left, right!
嘿 怎么回事 Hey, what's going on?
左 右 Left, right!
你沒事吧 親愛的 Are you all right, dear?
-喔 快點 進鍋里去 -好的 -Oh! Quick! Into the pot! -Yeah!
溫斯頓 Winston?
溫斯頓 Winston!
這是治療的一部分嗎 Is this part of the cure?
溫斯頓 Winston.
你在水里干什么 親愛的 What are you doing in the water, dear?
喔 我的背好舒服 Oh, my back is wonderful!
你必須阻止他們 溫斯頓 You've got to stop them, Winston!
我可以咳嗽了 I can cough!
我終于可以咳嗽了 At last, I can really cough!
-小心 -我們走吧 我們得救了 -Look out! -We're going! We're saved!
-是的 到那邊去 快點 -我們得救了 -Yes! To that side! Quick! -We're saved!
全都抓住 快點 Catch all! Come on!
-抱住 -緊緊抱住 華利 -Hold on! -Hold on tight, Wally!
我們現在該怎么辦 蘭德爾 How're we doing now, Randall?
這樣就很好 Just fine.
我們的航向沒錯 We're on the right course.
只要風向不變 就不會出錯 As long as this wind keeps up, nothing can go wrong.
-保持方向舵不變 斯塔德 -方向舵沒變 -Keep the rudder straight, Strutter. -It is straight!
所有人都去轉動舵柄 All hands on the tiller!
-快 放下帆 -好吧 我去處理 -Quick! Drop the sail! -All right! Leave it to me!
一 One!
怎么樣 嗯 How about it? Eh?
成功了 I got it.
-就是這樣 -我們離開這里更好 -That's it. -That's better. We're out of that.
蘭德爾 蘭德爾 Randall! Randall?
我想有件事情你應該知道 I think there's something that you should know.
所有人都到甲板下去 Everybody below decks!
-快點 進來 -快 進來 -Come on! Get in here! -Quick! Get in!
-怎么回事 -你告訴我啊 -What's going on? -You tell me.
把這些木板拔起來 Pull these boards out!
-你會把船弄沉的 -喔 閉嘴 -You might sink the ship! -Oh, shut up!
-這里有把鐵錘 -就是這樣 -Here's a hammer! -That's it!
就是這樣 快 That's it! Now!
-再來 -用力 使勁 -Do it again! -Harder! Really hard!
喔 阻止他 Oh, stop him!
麻醉藥 嘿 我有個主意 Drugs! Hey! I've got an idea!
安眠藥 Sleeping potion!
斯塔德 拿著這個 Strutter, take this!
把塞子拔出來 Take the plug out!
給你 Here!
嘿 太好了 Hey. Yeah!
-嘿 -太好了 -Hey. -Yeah.
-快 -注射 -Do it! -And, heave!
壓 用力壓 Squeeze! Squeeze!
嘿 喔 Hey! Oh!
快 快 Come on! Come!
嘿 外面是什么 Hey, what's out there?
噓 噓 噓 Shh! Shh! Shh!
-快 快走 跑 跑啊 -快 -Come on. Let's go. Run! Run! -Quick!
終極黑暗的堡壘就在那邊某個地方 我向你們保證 The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness is somewhere over there, I promise you!
喔 你在開玩笑 蘭德爾 那邊什么也沒有 Oh, you're joking, Randall. There's nothing over there!
看 我們很接近了 Look! We're so close!
你一直那樣說了四十哩了 Y-You've been saying that for the last 40 miles!
我們往回走 我們會全都死在這里 Let's go back! We'll all die out here!
-是的 -你們現在不能放棄 -Yeah! -You can't give up now.
-我們何時才能放棄 -拜托 就差那么一點點了 -When can we give up? -Come on. It's just a big further...
這是什么 What is it?
我不知道 不過好痛喔 I don't know, but it hurts.
這是某種看不見的屏障 It's some kind of invisible barrier.
喔 看不見的屏障就是這樣子的啊 Oh! So that's what an invisible barrier looks like.
這一定是這條界線 It's what this line must be.
就在另一邊 And just on the other side,
終極黑暗的堡壘 the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness.
我們成功了 伙伴們 我們已經到了 We've made it, lads! We're here!
你瘋了 蘭德爾 You're mad, Randall!
你的腦子出毛病了 你知道嗎 Your brain's gone. Do you know that?
我向你們保證 就是這里 I promise you, this is it!
我們已經到了 We are here!
-我們不在任何地方 蘭德爾 -是的 -We're nowhere, Randall! -Yeah!
-看看四周 什么也沒有 -是的 -Look around! There's nothing! -Yeah.
現在只有一條路可走了 There's only one way to go now.
-沒錯 往回走 快點 -沒錯 -That's right. Back! Come on. -Right!
-快點 我們回去 -不 聽著 -Come on. We're going back. -No! Listen!
-不 停下來 -不 走開 別擋路 -No! Stop! Stop! -No, you don't! Get out of the way!
-聽我說 -給我走開 -Listen to me! -Get out of the way!
沒有我 你們永遠回不去 You'll never get back without me.
你要打賭嗎 Do you wanna bet?
-華利 還給我 -走開 蘭德爾 -Wally, give that back. -Get out of the way, Randall.
把它還給我 否則我砸掉你的頭 You give that back, or I'll take your head off.
蘭德爾 別做傻事 Randall! Don't do it!
我們找到它了 We have found it!
謝謝 Thank you.
好極了 邪惡的主人 Brilliant, Evil One.
-都準備好了嗎 -是的 主人 -Is everything ready? -Yes, master.
太奇特了 Fantastic.
太令人驚奇了 Amazing.
太壯觀了 Magnificent.
看 Look.
-快跑 -快離開這條路 -Move! -Get out of the road!
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他們來了...世界上最神奇寶物的優勝者 And here they are... the winners of the most fabulous object in the world.
他們所有問題的答案 以及你們的... The answer to all their problems and yours...
今晚就是為他們舉行的 is here for them tonight!
嘿 Hey!
-別去 你們要去哪里 -我們找到它了 -Don't go! Where are you going? -We found it!
等等 你們都瘋了 Wait! You're mad!
快回來 Come back!
-我們去拿它 -快點 -Let's go get it! -Come on!
他們來了 讓我們熱烈歡迎他們 Here they come! So let's give 'em a big welcome!
崔佛 黛安...喔 他們看起來多么可愛 Trevor, Diane... Oh, don't they look lovely!
媽 Mom!
爸 Dad!
快點 為這些幸運的優勝者鼓掌 Come on. Lead us in a big hand for the lucky winners!
回來 Come back!
-那是陷阱 -好極了 -It's a trap! -Fabulous.
好極了 Fabulous.
他們來了 恭喜 Here they are. Congratulations.
不過 在他們領取獎品之前 But before they collect their prize,
讓我們先來看看... let's just have a look at what made it possible...
他們今晚給我們帶來的東西 for them to be here with us tonight.
請拿出地圖 The map, please.
放我們出去 Let us out!
放我們出去 回來 Let us out! Come back!
我拿到地圖了 我拿到地圖了 I have the map! I have the map!
后天 And the day after tomorrow,
全世界 the world!
喔 不 Oh, no!
誰要吃老鼠 這可能是你們最后的一餐 Rat, anybody? Might be the last meal you get.
不 別吃了 No. Leave off!
-就這樣了 -完蛋了 -That's it, then. -It's all over.
我們本來應該留在家里造樹 We could've stayed at home making trees.
-喔 閉嘴 -我們怎么會這么笨 -Oh, shut up. -How could we have been so stupid?
我也不知道 I don't know.
嘿 看 快 快來看 Hey! Look, look! Quick! Come on! Look!
看這個 快點 Look at this. Quickly!
-看 -多么好看的華利 -Look! -Good one of Wally.
不 看 No! Look!
是地圖 It's the map!
我可以看到這是地圖 現在它對我們有什么用呢 I can see it's the map. What use is that to us now?
看仔細點 傳奇時空 看見了嗎 Look, closer. The time of legends, see?
看見終極黑暗堡壘了嗎 See the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness?
-那是一個洞 -沒錯 -That's a hole? -Exactly!
-它幾乎能通到任何地方 -所有地方 -It could lead almost anywhere. -Everywhere!
-什么 -我們剛發現了宇宙中最大的洞 -What? -We just found the biggest hole in the universe,
它幾乎就在我們腳下 and it's practically below our feet!
凱文 你真是個天才 Kevin, you're a genius!
-快點 大家 快移動 -我們絕對出不去 -Come on, you lot! Shift! -We'll never get out of here!
要打賭嗎 Wanna bet?
不 No!
就是這樣 歐格 讓他們瞧瞧我們的本事 That's right, Og. Show 'em we can do something right for a change.
就是這樣 That's it.
給我那個 Let's have that.
再割一些 Give us some more.
夠了 華利 That's enough, Wally!
好了 斯塔德 Okay, Strutter.
-你抓住繩子沒有 -等等 -Have you got the rope? -Hold on!
好了 Right.
抓緊 保持一直線 Hold tight! Keep straight!
-小心你的腳 小心你的腳 -慢點 -Watch your feet. Watch your feet. -Easy.
抓好 Hold it.
穩住 小心 小心 Steady. Watch it. Watch it.
手指不要放松 Hold your fingers.
他行動了 He's going!
-來了 -現在 -It's coming. -Go now.
準備好了嗎 開始... Ready? And...
再來一次 再來一次 Again! Again!
-準備 華利 -好的 斯塔德 -Ready, Wally! -Okay, Strutter.
我來了 Here we go! Geronimo!
嗯啊 Yeah!
好了 來吧 斯塔德 Okay! Go, Strutter!
-斯塔德 -嘿 我們成功了 -Strutter! -Hey! We've made it!
好的 華利 Okay, Wally.
收緊繩索 Take up the slack.
快 華利 -Quick, Wally.
走 Go!
來吧 Come on!
走 弗明 Go, Vermin!
-走 費吉特 -我不想去 我不想去 -Go, Fidgit! -I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!
-我來了 -走 -I'm going! -Go!
快來 Come on!
-華利 -快來 華利 -Wally! -Come on, Wally!
好的 伙伴們 看這個 Right, lads! Watch this!
華利 Wally!
拉繩子 Pull the rope.
他在那里 There he is!
-華利 -華利 -Wally! -Wally!
拉他上來 就是這樣 Pull him up! That's it!
-喔 我們成功了 -是的 我們成功了 -Well, we've done it. -Yeah, we've done it.
-現在我們需要的是地圖 -什么 -Now all we need is the map. -What?
我們不需要地圖 We don't need the map.
我們知道時間洞在哪里 我們離開這里吧 We know where the time hole is. Let's get out of here.
但是惡魔拿到了地圖 蘭德爾 But Evil's got the map, Randall!
喔 沒錯 是的 Oh, damn right, yes.
我們最不可能要做的事 就是再見到他 走吧 Last thing we want to do is see him again. Come on.
但你們不能將地圖留給他 不然他會摧毀整個世界 But you can't leave it with him, or he'll destroy the world!
喔 羅柏 班森 Oh, Robert, Benson,
我覺得邪惡的力量在我的血管奔流 I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins,
我全身每個角落都充滿做壞事的欲望 filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong.
-我覺得很壞 班森 -很好 很好 -I feel so bad, Benson. -Good! Good!
是的 是很好 現在是我感覺最需要做壞事的時候 Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling.
殺了我 主人 殺了我 Kill me, master! Kill me!
現在不行 我們還有事情要做 Not now, Benson. We have work to do.
沒有比推翻創造物本身還重要的工作 No less a work than the overthrowing of creation itself.
我們會用我們的形象改造人類 而不是他的 We will remake man in our image, not His.
我們會把高山變成大海 We will turn mountains into sea,
把天空變成河流 把海灣變成沙漠 and the skies into rivers, and fjords into deserts.
-過來 過來 -把沙漠變成沼澤 -Come on! Come on! -And deserts into quagmires.
-那個孩子瘋了 我們不能進去那里 -噓 -The boy's insane. We can't go in there. -Shh!
哦 Oh!
-讓我看看 -把冰山變成火海 -Let me see! -And icebergs into fire!
把火海變成橫掃地球的颶風... And the fire into a mighty rushing wind which will cover the face of the earth...
永遠地抹除模糊思想的災禍 and wipe clean the scourge of woolly thinking once and for all.
我們能把豆子變成豌豆 We can make beans into peas!
喔 班森 Oh, Benson.
親愛的班森 你智慧的荒蕪是如此寬厚地自由 Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
你說...這么好聽的話 主人 You say... such nice things, master.
是的 我知道 對不起 Yes, I know. I'm sorry.
現在 班森 我將要把你變成狗一段時間 Now, Benson, I shall have to turn you into a dog for a while.
謝謝你 主人 Thank you, master.
留在這里 班森 看守這張地圖 Stay, Benson. Guard the map.
羅柏 我們要一起計劃一個新世界 Robert, we must plan a new world together.
這次我們會正確地開始 This time we'll start it properly.
告訴我關于電腦的知識 Tell me about computers.
嗯 電腦是一種自動電子裝置... Uh, a computer is an automatic electronic apparatus...
專門做計算之用 for making calculations.
或者以數字或邏輯型態... Or controlling operations...
來表達... that are expressible...
控制的操作程序 in numerical or logical terms.
那么快速中子增殖反應器呢 And fast breeder reactors?
啊 快速中子增殖反應器是... Ah, fast breeder reactors...
利用一個快速分裂過程... use a fast fission process...
產生出分裂同位素 for the generation of fissile isotopes.
安靜 班森 Be quiet, Benson!
再告訴我 羅柏 Show me more, Robert.
告訴我... Show me...
告訴我...用戶中繼撥號 Show me... subscriber trunk dialing.
我必須知道所有事情 I must know everything.
快點 扔過來 Come on! Throw!
扔過來 Throw it!
站住 Stop!
快點 喔 不 Come on! Oh, no!
我們快離開這里 Let's get out of here!
快點 Come on!
以我所有的力量阻止他們 Stop them by every means in my power!
往這邊來了 快跑 It's coming this way! Run for it!
我來了 我來了 I'm coming! I'm coming!
我們陷入困境了 We're trapped.
-我們必須分開 -什么 -We've got to separate. -What?
到下面的時間洞去 然后去找人來幫忙 Go down the time hole. Go wherever you can and get help.
-我會引開他們 -但你不能自己一個人 -I'll divert them. -But you can't do it on your own.
不 我會帶另一個人 No. I'll take one other.
看你的了 歐格 Well done, Og.
好的 歐格和我會留下 準備好了嗎 Yes. Og and me'll stay. Ready?
嘿 嘿 這邊 Hey! Hey! This way!
你真是一個非常令人煩惱的小家伙 You are a very troublesome little fellow.
我想我應該給你一個特別的教訓 I think I should teach you one of my special lessons.
你認為如何 羅柏 What do you think, Robert?
班森 什么會看起來比較好 Benson, what would look nice?
半驢 Half donkey?
半疣豬 半牡蠣 Half warthog? Half oyster?
還是半胡蘿卜 Half carrot?
或者是被摘下的病變扁桃腺... Or the diseased left tonsil
叫那些怪物離開 不然我就燒掉這張地圖 Call off those, those creatures, or I'll destroy the map forever.
-不要那么傻 -叫他們離開 -Don't, don't be so stupid. -Call them off!
非常好 我不需要他們了 Very well. I have no need of them.
-羅柏 -什么事 主人 -Robert. -Yes, master?
你的死期到了 Your time has come.
喔 太好了 主人 太好了 Oh, wonderful, master! Wonderful!
-太好了 -不客氣 -Wonderful! -Don't mention it.
班森 Benson.
我是一個講道理的人 I'm a reasonable man.
把地圖給我 Give me the map,
你們至少可以用人腿走出去 and you might at least walk out of here on human feet.
歐格 Og!
不 No!
這邊 伙伴們 在那里 This way, men. Over there.
華利 Wally!
-哪里有麻煩 小家伙 -下面 -Where's the trouble, sonny? -Down there!
啊哈 Aha!
那么...這就是上帝 So... this is the best...
所能做到最好的 the Supreme Being can do.
我猜我們會有一個私刑 是嗎 I guess we'll have a lynchin', eh? Yippee!
等等 Wait!
抓住他了 Got him!
看到了嗎 小家伙 沒有問題 See, sonny? No problem.
等一下 等等 Wait a minute! Wait!
等一下 Wait a minute! Oh! Oh! Hey!
住手 Hold on! Hey! Hey!
-放開我 -我感覺糟透了 -Let me go! -I don't feel so good!
放箭 Fire!
沖啊 Charge!
斯塔德 快點 Strutter! Quick!
斯塔德 Strutter!
下一個 Next!
打死他 Get him!
蘭德爾 前進 Randall, go!
前進 Go!
-我控制不了了 -你當然控制不了 傻瓜 -I can't control it! -Of course you can't, you silly man.
是我控制了它們 I control them!
快點 救我 Hurry! Help me!
讓我下來 Get me down!
待在原地別動 要倒塌了 Stay where you are! Something's happening!
閃開 費吉特 Get out of the way, Fidgit!
閃開 Get out of the way!
-費吉特 -嘿 嘿 費吉特 -Fidgit! -Hey! Hey, Fidgit!
費吉特 Fidgit!
快點 把這個推開 快推開 Quick! Push it off him! Push it off. Quick.
-他死了 -什么 -He's dead. -What?
費吉特死了 Fidgit's dead.
喔 不 我很難過 Oh, no. I'm sorry.
-這不是你的錯 華利 -全都是...是他的錯 -It wasn't your fault, Wally. -It was, it was his fault.
-蹲下 華利 -蹲下 -Get down, Wally! -Get down!
-華利 蹲下 華利 -惡魔 -Wally! Get down, Wally! -Evil!
快回來 Come on back!
惡魔 他殺了我的朋友 Evil! He killed my friend!
我會殺了他 放開我 I'll kill him! Get off me!
蹲下 Get down!
我會殺了他 I'll kill him!
嗯 Huh?
-喔 不 -他找到我們了 -Oh, no! -He's found us!
快 快跑 Quick! Ron for it!
喔 我討厭必須像這樣出現 Oh! I hate having to appear like that.
真的 這是最討厭的方式 Really, it's the most tiresome way.
嘈雜的表現形式 Noisy manifestation.
我希望這樣的情形只會出現一次 Still, rather expected of one, I suppose.
趴下 趴下 Get down! Get down!
偉大的神 上帝 O Great One! O Supreme Being!
宇宙萬物的創造者 O Creator of all the universe,
沒有你 我們只是一些小甲蟲... without whom we would be naught but scarab beetles on the...
這里真亂 那頭豬是跟你們一起的 What a dreadful mess! Is the pig with you?
好的 我們首先從他開始整理 Right. Well, we'll sort him out first.
歐格 Og!
-歐格 過來 快點 到這邊來 -我喜歡那樣 -Og, here! Quick! Out of the way! -I was enjoying that.
我不能忍受的就是混亂 One thing I can't stand, it's mess.
我要所有這些東西被清理干凈 I want all this stuff picked up.
好的 先生 隨你吩咐 Yes, sir. Anything you say.
-隨你吩咐 先生 -華利 快收拾 -Anything you say, sir. -Wally, tidy up!
但是...但是他死了 蘭德爾 But, but he's dead, Randall.
費吉特...費吉特死了 Fidgit, Fidgit's dead.
死了 不要找藉口逃避工作 Dead? No excuse for laying off work.
-費吉特 -費吉特 -Fidgit. -Fidgit.
費吉特 Fidgit?
-發生什么事了 -我很抱歉殺了你 費吉特 -What happened? -I'm sorry I killed you, Fidgit.
他沒事了 他沒事了 He's okay! He's okay!
喔 快點做 Oh, do hurry up.
-喔 是的 先生 -是的 先生 -Oh, yes, sir. -Yes, sir.
我想解釋一下 I'd like to explain everything.
我們不是故意偷那張地圖的 我們不是故意跑掉的... We didn't mean to steal the map. We didn't mean to run away...
你是什么意思 你們不是故意去偷那張地圖 What do you mean, you didn't mean to steal the map?
-這只是...-你們當然不是故意偷的 -It, it just sort of... -Of course you didn't mean to steal it.
是我給你們的 你這個傻瓜 還有那個 I gave it to you. You silly man. And that.
-你們真的認為我不知道 -先生 -Do you really think I didn't know? -Sir?
我必須有某種方式來測試我的作品 I had to have some way of testing my handiwork.
我認為他表現得很好 I think it turned out rather well.
-你不認為嗎 -嗯 -Don't you? -Hmm?
惡魔表現得非常好 Evil turned out rather well. Mm-hmm.
這是誰的 Whose are these?
是我的 先生 Mine, sir.
那是我的 先生 They're mine, sir.
你真是個不整潔的男孩 You really are an untidy boy.
在這里...簽名 Sign... here.
你的意思是 你一直都知道我們所發生的一切 Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?
當然 我是上帝 Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being.
-我不是傻瓜 -喔 不 先生... -I'm not entirely dim. -Oh, no, sir.
我們不是那個意思 先生 只是... We're not suggesting that, sir. It's just...
是我讓你們把我的地圖借走的 That I let you borrow my map.
現在 我要你們把惡魔的每塊碎片... Now I want every bit of Evil...
都放到這里來 placed in here.
-馬上 -好的 先生 -Right away. -Of course, sir.
來吧 Come on.
你是說 你讓所有那些人死 You mean you let all those people die,
只是為了測試你的作品 just to test your creation?
是的 你真是一個聰明的小孩 Yes. You really are a clever boy.
他們為什么必須死 Why did they have to die?
你應該這么問 "為什么我們必須有邪惡 " You might as well say, "Why do we have to have evil?"
喔 我們不會夢想問那樣的問題 先生 Oh, we wouldn't dream of asking a question like that, sir.
是的 為什么我們必須有邪惡 Yes. Why do we have to have evil?
啊 Ah.
我認為這是隨意而為的事 I think it's something to do with freewill.
小心 Do be careful.
你怎么這么不小心 You weren't watching.
不要遺漏任何一塊 那是濃縮的惡魔 Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil.
只要一塊就能把你們都變成寄生蟲 One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.
對不起 先生 I'm sorry, sir.
我只是想知道... I, I was just wondering if there's, um,
我們還能不能 回到以前的工作 先生 any chance we might have our old jobs back, sir.
-喔 你無疑是令人恐怖的強盜 -是的 先生 -Oh, you certainly were appallingly bad robbers. -Yes, sir.
我真的應該對你們進行一些報復 I really should do something very extrovert and vengeful with you.
老實說 我太累了 Honestly, I'm too tired.
但我想我會將你們調派到樹叢部門... But I think I'll just transfer you to the undergrowth department...
是的 就是蕨叢 小灌木之類的... yes, bracken, small shrubs... that sort of thing...
工資比開始的時候減少19% with a 19% cut in salary backdated to the beginning of time.
-謝謝你 先生 -喔 謝謝你 先生 -Thank you, sir. -Oh, thank you, sir.
嗯 我是一個好人 Well, I am the nice one.
一切都整理完畢了嗎 好了 Is it all ready? Right!
走吧 回去創造世界 Come on, then. Back to creation.
-我不能再浪費半點時間了 -再見 凱文 -I mustn't waste any more time. -Bye, Kevin.
他們會以為我又失去控制 然后起來造反 They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.
-快點 -先生 -Come on. -Sir?
什么事 Yes?
我的朋友怎么辦 先生 能跟我們一起去嗎 What about my friend, sir? Can he come with us?
不 當然不行 這不是學校郊游 No, of course not. This isn't a school outing.
但是 先生 他應該得到獎賞 But, sir, he deserves something.
-我是說 沒有他...-喔 不要再說了 -I mean, without him... -Oh, don't go on about it.
-他必須留在這里繼續戰斗 -費吉特 -He's got to stay here to carry on the fight. -Fidgit!
快點 費吉特 Come on. Fidgit!
嘿 你們不能走 Hey! You can't go!
-嘿 你們不能丟下我 -費吉特 -Hey, you can't leave me! -Fidgit!
-費吉特 快點 -請等等 -Fidgit, come on! -Wait, please!
-費吉特 快點 -嘿 別走 -Come on, Fidgit! -Hey! Stop!
嘿 嘿 不要丟下我 Hey! Hey! Don't leave me!
嘿 救我 別走 Hey! Help! Stop!
不要走 救我 不要丟下我 Don't go! Help! Don't leave me!
嘿 不要走 別走 Hey! Don't go! Stop!
請不要丟下我 等等 Don't leave me! Please! Wait!
請不要丟下我 Don't leave me! Please!
快走 快走 Come on! Come on!
我們走 Let's go!
-放開我 我要去救那個 -別那么傻 黛安 -Let go! I've got to save it! -Don't be a fool, Diane!
-我要進去找烤箱 -不行 不行 -I'm going in for the toaster! -No! No!
-喔 崔佛 -我的超級豪華蒸汽鍋 -Oh, Trevor! -Me super deluxe steamer!
喔 Oh!
-你沒事吧 -沒事 -You all right? -Yeah.
我想是的 I think so.
你是個非常幸運的孩子 You're a very lucky boy.
老實說 崔佛 如果你還算個男人... Honestly, Trevor. If you'd been half a man,
你就會進去里面找攪拌器 you'd have gone in there after the blender.
-這就是起火的原因 -嗯 -This is what started it. -Eh?
將星期天烤肉烹飪整晚 不是嗎 Left the Sunday joint cookin' all night, didn't we?
星期天烤肉 今天是星期四 Sunday joint? It's Thursday.
我從沒碰過它 I never touched it!
嗯 有人按下開關 Well, someone put it on.
昨晚里面沒有肉 Well, there was no meat in there last night.
喔 那么你說這個是什么 Oh! Well, what do you call this then?
媽 爸 Mom! Dad!
是惡魔 It's Evil!
不要碰它 Don't touch it!
媽 Mom?
爸 Dad?